Pops: I say why the handsome chap in the newspaper don't you think?
[the newspaper shows pops and pops chuckles]
Waiter: uh, sure i'll be back in a second for the check.
[pops looks at the check]
Pops: Let's see here i think, 25 percent tip, yes jolly good show jolly good show deserves jolly good tip i always say.
[pops puts some lollipops in the bill]
Waiter: Can i get you any change sir?
Pops: No, no it's all for you my good man, Top notch service.
Waiter: wow thanks sir, very generous of you.
Pops: oh well, good day young man.
[pops walks away and the waiter opens the bill to see lollipops in there]
Waiter: Hey! Hey you stop! What the hell?
Pops: Excuse me?
Waiter: Is this some kind of joke?
Pops: No Joke, look 2 peppermint, one root beer and butterscotch ripple! young man the sum i left here is ample, it's more than enough to take care of the bill and substantial amp left over for yourself i might add.
Manager: What's going on here?
Waiter: Gramps here is trying to pay with lollipops!
[pops throws his lollipop and it breaks a window]
Pops: I don't believe this! That's a starry tip i left you i might add!
Waiter: I don't care what flavor it is i'm not taking candy from some lollipop headed FREAK!
Pops: Bad show, Bad, Bad show i refuse to take any more of this... this abuse. Gentlemen, I take my leave.
[pops bumps into the chef]
Chef: He wasn't done talking to you yet!
[the chef pushes pops into a table]
Pops: Okay, Okay i don't want any trouble.
Waiter: That's right PAY UP!
Pops: Yes sir, [pops stares at a chair] let me get my... bill fold.
[pops grabs the chair and hits the waiter then the manager and the chef tackle pops then pops leaves the restaurant and gets in a taxi]
Pops: Drive, Benson. Take me away from this horrid place.
Benson: Yes, sir.
[the car is driving then it starts flying]
Pops: Goodbye United States, Maybe one day, We become friends.
[the short ends with credits]